[stops suddenly, turns and sighs before reciting the title] “Magical Properties in Advanced Military Strategic Planning as Depicted by the Antimatter Property Volume 3.“ You probably don’t want to know.
[/stares.] ”…W-Wow, that’s certainly an impressive title…“ Do I even want to know? "It sounds very–informative!” [/gives a polite nod.]
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